My play was actually pretty good by my standards, but my route was awful and I completely ruined it near the end.
-Start
-Sword, Shield
-Pokey Escape (1st try)
-Fairy Ocarina
-Backwalk to Castle
-Pocket Egg, GS from tree (1GS)
-Wake up Talon, push box, enter through tunnel
-Caught by guards 1x
-Meet Zelda, look up GS locations online while talking
-Zelda's Letter / Lullaby / Impa to Field
-Chain rupees
-GS from jar room (forgot it at first) (2GS)
-Bought Deku Nuts
-Field to Kakariko
-Cucco ISG to BotW
-Lower water
-Skulltula clip OoB (3rd try)
-Jumpslash to chus (buffered) (10C)
-Cucco Bottle
-Savewarp
-LW to SFM
-Saria's Song
-Back to LW, get lost to Kokiri, re-enter LW
-Warp to Goron City (9C)
-Darunia's Room
-Goron Bracelet
-Deku Stick from jar in his room
-Exit to DMT
-Open DC with Bombflower
-Up DMT (7C)
-DMC, GS from crate (3GS)
-DMT, catch Bugs from rock near Owl
-Dupe Bugs over everything but chus (THIS IS A BAD IDEA)(5 bottles)
-Down DMT, drop bugs in bean hole, GS (4GS)
-DC, Save
-Try to chu eyes, reset when run out of chus (4 or so times)
-Reset, Chu open room to the right, kill Baby Dodongo near bombable wall, get GS (5GS, 6C)
-Use Bomb Flower to GJ to switch
-Bomb Flower to bomb the stairs
-Throw a jar at GS, climb to get his token (6GS)
-Get shield burned in Armos room (awesome, no megaflip to chest for me)
-Jump down to 1st floor, carry Bomb Flower to Scrub to hit him, buy Deku Shield, Save (could've used Deku Nuts here but I'm dumb and deleted them)
-Attempt to chu eyes a few more times, succeed (3C)
-Get shield burned in room with switch
-Go around the "normal" way, push block to switch, enter Boss door
-Chu the ground (no shield means no shield drop, fuse is long) (2C)
-3 Cycle KD with Bomb Flowers and Sword (deleting Deku Sticks was a great idea)
-Goron's Ruby
-39 rupees, break rocks to get up to 50, enter DC, buy Shield
-Down DMT, chu open GS wall, chu GS, climb up to his token (0C)
-Wait until night, enter Kakariko
-GS from side of adult bazaar building, GS from tree, GS from side of HoS (10GS)
-Enter HoS, Wallet
-Dupe bugs over chu slot (THIS WAS MY BEST IDEA BY A LOT)
-Hyrule Field, wait until day, enter Market
-Discover that the Chu shop is only open at night (what?)
-To Castle area, wait until night
-Discover that the knee-slapping beatnik is only there during the day (I'm so smart)
-To Castle area, wait until day
-Sell bugs to knee-slapper, discover that he does not buy from duped bottles (MY PLAN PAYS OFF)
-Dump from a dupe, re-catch in dupe + real bottle, sell bugs until 200R
-To Kakariko, Graveyard, enter Composers' grave
-Fight the bats in the first room (with only a sword, lame)
-Sun's Song
-Back to Castle town, make it day, enter, make it night, enter shop, buy 2x 100R chus (2/8 done)
-Realize that OI is impossible inside shop, ask in IRC if I can leave the shop to play Saria's Song (it's OK, awesome)
-Sun's Song, sell duped bugs to 200R, Sun's Song, buy 1x 180R chus (3/8 done)
-Sun's Song, sell duped bugs to 170R, jar room for 10R, Sun's Song, buy 1x 180R chus (4/8 done)
-Sun's Song, sell duped bugs to 200R, Sun's Song, can't buy chus (I guess you can't buy them when you have 50)
-To Castle area to shoot off chus, realize I duped over the chu slot (GOOD THINKING)
-Sun's Song, exit to Hyrule Field, Kakriko Graveyard, Sun's Song, dump legit bottle, catch Poe
-Exit to Hyrule Field, attempt SS off Stalchildren w/ bushes
-Screw up all night because I'm retarded, backwalk to LH
-Steal rod (at least it only took 1 try), Sticks on B, break them, RBA 20 chus
-Backwalk to Castle Town, wait for day
-Enter Market, buy a Deku Stick, exit to Castle area, Sun's Song (deku stick OI), buy 1x 180R chus (5/8 done)
-(Can't sell bugs anymore, legit bottle is being used by Poe)
-Sun's Song in Castle area, chains up to 200R, Sun's Song (on drawbridge), buy 1x 180R chus (6/8 done)
-RBA 29 chus, Re-equip Sword
-Sun's Song, chains up to 200R, Sun's Song, buy 2x 100R chus (8/8 done)
-Start video, exit chu shop, play Saria's Song with OI, finish
Duping bottles was the worst idea ever.