You know your pro at zelda when...

a spinoff of the common "you know you play too much xxx when..." except this time its about being pro at zelda!

you know your pro at zelda when...

you start backwalking in real life (cause its the fastest form of movement)

when you have a 3-span vocabulary of "hit hut hite"

thundrio wrote

you start backwalking in real life (cause its the fastest form of movement)

The fastest method of movement in the game is the superslide. :/

SD2 wrote

The fastest method of movement in the game is the superslide. :/

ACTUALLY, the fastest form of movement is chu teleporting ;).

You get a time of under 1 hour on Ocarina of Time, or manage to complete 27 item low% mst, or manage to get a sub 3:10 MST SS, or manage to get sub 1:20 OoT SS, or get sub 2 in MM SS, and a few other things as well.

You carry a slingshot everywhere and try to kill spiders at the vines to then try to clip inside with some damage source

you know your pro at zelda when your brain is so full of zelda info that you need to discard gammar to make room for new zelda stuff.

You know your pro at Zelda when you beat Wind Waker in 6:42 SS. (Without hovering)

Marcus wrote

You know your pro at Zelda when you beat Wind Waker in 6:42 SS. (Without hovering)

anybody can do that :-*

Chimpas wrote

anybody can do that :-*

Ok... so far I'm the only one and notice I said without hovering but the hovering probably saves 10 minutes as of now. Plus it was with the old route without superswim and collection delay.

yeah lol my fastest speedrun (the old route, I havent ran the new) was in 6:42, at 2007

Chimpas wrote

yeah lol my fastest speedrun (the old route, I havent ran the new) was in 6:42, at 2007

Add me on MSN and I can show that I have the video file atleast but it doesn't work. It's 6:59:43 long and it's 2.1 GB in size.

You deem all red heads Gerudo's and try to stun them using a pencil as a Hookshot.

Marcus wrote

Add me on MSN and I can show that I have the video file atleast but it doesn't work. It's 6:59:43 long and it's 2.1 GB in size.

ohhh sorry lol you said SS, I didn´t see that, I did a segmented, give your MSN ;D

Chimpas wrote

ohhh sorry lol you said SS, I didn´t see that, I did a segmented, give your MSN ;D

Yeah, my fastest segmented time is 6:10.

you notice that michael jackson can superslide 99% of the time in real-time. and you also regret not being able to teach him how to HESS

You know you're pro at zelda when your entire sleep pattern is messed up because you are too busy doing races.

You know when you're pro at Zelda when you start doing drunk races in #zelda,

You know you're pro at zelda when your rupee route is unmatched

you know your pro at zelda when you place 1 and 5 dollar bills all over you back yard and you try collect 40 for a wooden shield. 8)

You know you're pro at zelda when you'd rather HESS to work instead of drive.

You know you're pro at zelda when you get nickflashed all day by RBABot from users looking at the top10.

Razor7581 wrote

You know you're pro at zelda when you'd rather HESS to work instead of drive.

im pretty sure if you showed an hess to just about anybody they would want to do that. it would be so much fun!

thundrio wrote

im pretty sure if you showed an hess to just about anybody they would want to do that. it would be so much fun!

As long as it's not off damage. :)

If your speed isn't SS speed then it isn't a HESS, it's an ESS.

And what maxx said.

You show people a failed speedrun attempt and they all call you the best oot player ;)

you try a trick for the first time and it goes flawlessly

of course, everybody knows that if you perform a difficult trick flawlessly the first time you ever try it, then you wont be able to replicate it for a long time.

tis a pitty... good news is that i was so shocked that i made a save state and tried it again and it worked. of course the third time i was pushing my luck and i fell to a fiery death.

I pitty the noob.

The first time I ever tried the jumpslash clip into Zora Shop, I got it on my second attempt. I was unable to replicate it for the next two hours.