3rd place, 6:47'09"
partial rupee route
sword
buy deku nuts
fuck up escape a few times and reset
finally escape
fail wess to kak
old school cucco dive
stick, nuts, actor glitch
4 cycle dead hand
clip to chus
fail a lot at flying the cucco to impa's house for no reason
get the hp
to lon lon ranch for mill hp
head to talon and push crates
turns night, get caught
get egg
back into market for richard hp
to castle and get zl (no cs skip)
savewarp to forest
enter deku tree
fail to climb vines
get knocked into vine text by frickin skullwalltulas
break web
fail skulltula clip for like 15 minutes
finally get it and realize i cant beat gohma for the hc (forgot about 2-3-1 room)
leave and go get saria's song
2 hps from skullkids
blow up goron city warp
play saria's song to open darunia's room cause i'm retarded
get goron bracelet
fail a bunch to get hp from rotating vase and give up
get hp over dc
enter kak, its now night
try to kill the gs on the ladder with a chu but the chu explodes prematurely
leave kak and dick around in the field for a minute cause i dont know what im doing
re-enter kak and its now day
climb up lookout tower and sidehop onto roof for hp from that guy in his pjs
try to think of one more hp i could get as child
fail
dot skip
race dampoer for hookshot and hp
waste a bunch of time attempting to hookshot the crate
give up and go do other things
through gc and lw to sfm
moblin maze and minuet
get 1st key out of habit
bk skip and die to pg
bk skip and kill pg for hc
scale death mountain and get magic
enter dmc and attempt to chu megaflip to bottom without a shield (im retarded)
figure that longshot is impossible to get without bottle
realize its impossible to get iron boots
attempt to hookshot the crate some more
remember that you can spell dive
decide to get fw instead of nl because nl uses more magic
attempt to chu megasidehop past kz without a shield (im so smart)
resign myself to getting nl
fail hookshot bridge skip and fall in the river 5 times because i kept forgetting to roll during the setup
finally get bridge skip and then fight guards for gerudo card, getting knocked out twice
through wasteland to colossus
get nl, ignore requiem cause i figured i wouldnt need it
lab clip into water temple
take a long ass time to get spell dive
finally get it but fail to get into tunnel
rage
get into tunnel and ruto
play zl to lower the water
realize i dont have df or bow to get shell blade key
double savewarp and then play minuet >_>
get stalfos key
to block room
push blocks and ascend, realize i forgot 3rd key
have to get the shitty well key
bow
back to water temple
spend the next 2 hours failing spell dive and sidehop js to key behind cracked wall
finally finally get it and then get shell blade key
savewarp, jump to 2nd floor and hookshot 3rd floor target and js
jump to triforce crest and play zl to raise the water
longshot
head to graveyard, longshot crate, damage boost, and fail seamwalk a million times
get fed up with restarting every 3 attempts
play minuet and get 3 skulltulas from forest temple
double savewarp and head to kak
get gs behind impa's house
enter dc and hunt around for 3 skulltulas
last 3 gs from goron city, sfm, zr
adult's wallet
rupee farm from ghost shop
carpet chus
shadow early seamwalk (made all the more difficult because i have to skip df too)
3 cycle dead hand
hover boots
climb up death mountain
fail a few times at getting to fire temple
take refuge in goron city
pull the statue and go back out
bolero, die to heat timer
gainer into fire temple pit
darunia, heal with fairies from pots
back to first room and realize i forgot the key
go grab the key, grab the next 2 keys and go to flame pillar room
forget i have the longshot and climb up the fence
push the block, run out of time, die
head back there and longshot up the fence
push the block and get to 2f
push block, hit crystal switch, to 3f
2 keys from bottom of boulder maze
2 keys from top of boulder maze
navigate fire maze all the way to flare dancer
hammer, double savewarp and play minuet >_>
save in forest temple
get lost and head to kokiri forest
try to figure out how to chu megajump
fail it a bunch, run out of chus
reset and try again
figure out how to buffer them
enter deku tree
hammer scrub
slingshit
.done
