Noob moments that made you want to cry

We've all had them.  Moments of such utter stupidity you wonder how these people manage to use a keyboard.  So, without further ado, let's start posting our horrible noob moments.

Can any of you figure out what the guy's problem is?  Apparently no one there could.

http://www.thesacredrealm.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=10135

This guy apparently thinks he knows better than me on what to call the hover glitch.  Yeah.

http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=iYx1K1thM88

That's all I have for now, but I'll be back with more.  In the meantime, what are your worst noob moments?

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I for one think that there are no glitches in OoT. It's just gameshark codes.

So bad I had to sig it.

Cry as in 'cry with laughter' yes here are a few:

The old, obsolete segment on SM64DS. A german guy fails to read the description.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-84Mq4W2DR4

A guy who doesn't know why I speed up the text during a (ending) cutscene on Phantom Hourglass:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2k-8vq9RaI

I once was told on youtube that EARTHQUAKES were caused by WINDTURBINES.

My first time through the Water Temple, I was using a guide. I fell to the bottom and saw that block that you have to push; the guide hadn't said to push it yet, but I was like hey, what could it hurt, so I pushed it. Then I realized I had gotten out of order from the guide, and I couldn't find my way back to where I was supposed to be, so I restarted the entire game. Fun times.

Thanks to TSA's method (since I can't do the Shadow Temple early seam walk) I never have to push that block again =).

mzxrules wrote

I once was told on youtube that EARTHQUAKES were caused by WINDTURBINES.

WINDTURBINE used EARTHQUAKE!
It's super-effective!
BUILDING fainted!

Not that anyone uses Windturbine.  It's horribly SR-weak.

WindTurbine was moved down to UU tier because of his 4x SR weakness :|

(petrie plays pokemon? :0)

Don't we all?

nope, not me, I quit that last year..

Epic fail pokemon HG/SS review.

ZFG wrote

Epic fail pokemon HG/SS review.

Uh... wow. My soul just kinda died from retardation. :/

How about all those people who say you should be playing a game the "right way", without glitches?

Lol, videogame nazis

Now I know why I get so many nub comments on my speedruns.  ::)

mzxrules wrote

How about all those people who say you should be playing a game the "right way", without glitches?

Lol, videogame nazis

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runnerguy your such a mother fucker. whats with all this bombchu shit? all everyone who likes this shit is stupid. ur a fucking cheater. u did that the wrong way, thats not how to get past the king zora u cheater. u suck and i wont continue watching all ur shit! videos.

Yeah, I know what you mean.  -_-

fuck! you lost generic_cussing-prepubetard731's subscription! I'm sure you're as devestated as I.

Whenever someone doesn't read a video description, despite the top of the description saying "***READ BEFORE WATCHING***". Also, when people call TASing cheating. Neither of these should be tolerated at all.

Most Youtubers still need to be educated. That's all.

Fun fact: Most youtuber's IQ is lower than their shoe size!

Blizzerk wrote

Fun fact: Most youtuber's IQ is lower than their shoe size!

Hopefully that was purposefully ironic.

Lexkeeta wrote

Blizzerk wrote

Fun fact: Most youtuber's IQ is lower than their shoe size!

Hopefully that was purposefully ironic.

Ouch teeka, ouch.


... I might have to sig this though

Lexkeeta wrote

Hopefully that was purposefully ironic.

I don't get it  :-[

Blizzerk wrote

Fun fact: Most youtubers' IQs are lower than their shoe size!

this would've been acceptable

I once saw a comment that said that this person thought that Sony should make the next Zelda game. Hesaid, "Nintendo hasn't made a good Zelda game in over 15 years they should let someone else try it."

I replied calling him a moron and telling him about the CDi. This guy doesn't think that OoT is good apparently. Only LOZ, LOZtAoL, LttP, and LA are good in his mind.

Lexkeeta wrote

this would've been acceptable

I didn't even notice that until now...

did I make a noob moment INSIDE a noob-mocking thread??

IRONY OVERLOAD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4kiAUJEN8I

Not Zelda but a video that the guy says it's Tools Assisted but it's actually uses cheats like Star Mario forever. The quality looks pretty Guay too.

Greenalink wrote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4kiAUJEN8I

Not Zelda but a video that the guy says it's Tools Assisted but it's actually uses cheats like Star Mario forever. The quality looks pretty Guay too.

"tools assised"

if somebody can't take the time to check their spelling on a video, god... I don't know what!

"it's tool-assisted. I don't think anyone can do this in real time."
-petrie911, talking about backwalking into a superslide

=]

Lexkeeta wrote

"it's tool-assisted. I don't think anyone can do this in real time."
-petrie911, talking about backwalking into a superslide

=]

...read the description.  I was referring to the second thing mentioned, which really is quite hard to do in real time.

However, I still have something to contribute to the topic.

http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=mhCmfooCBmU

blizzpokecho's comment.  What.

how did you know what I was talking about? lol

http://www.zeldauniverse.net/forums/n64-zelda/100891-any-recent-discovries-made-in-ocarina-of-time.html

Ok, I'm done with ZU now.  I can't take their noobiness anymore >_>.

lol, its like they didnt even read your post and they went on and on about red rupees

ZFG wrote

http://www.zeldauniverse.net/forums/n64-zelda/100891-any-recent-discovries-made-in-ocarina-of-time.html

Ok, I'm done with ZU now.  I can't take their noobiness anymore >_>.

Holy shit. I can't believe how nooby these people are. And didn't they say they are "the best Zelda players in the world"?