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Noob moments that made you want to cry

Started by petrie911 · 30 Sep 2009 · 330 replies

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UchihaSasuke wrote

sometimes the thieves try to resell what they stole near the place they stole it from.

If they do that, they are really stupid. Also, speaking of stolen things, one of my friends got his bike stolen a few years ago. Later the same day it got stolen they drove past a guy when he was riding it, but I don't know what they did after that.

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#212
Another Zelda Universe quote

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wait, what? The other console games didn't have.....well, I can understand OoT and MM, but Wind Waker? Twilight Princess didn't have an Orchestrated soundtrack!? well then what the heck was making all those trumpet and bass and......where did the music come from? it sure sounded like an Orchestra. whatever, I don't know anything about music.

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ZFG wrote

OoT 3D meets religion for an epic shitstorm http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/997842-the-legend-of-zelda-ocarina-of-time-3d/59463012 .  Starts to get really good around post 80 (long read but its amazing).  Don't forget the popcorn.


Lol. That made my last two hours of maths pretty entertaining. (thanks for the iphone nico)

Btw, I don't care if there's a god or not, but if one does exist, I hope it has a good excuse.

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#215
I did something stupid while playing OoT yesterday. I prepared for a Shadow IL and I got everything I needed for the temple. But what I wanted to do was, save in Shadow, go out and activate Nayru's Love and go back in and then start the IL. But I did Shadow early without Din's Fire so I couldn't get back into Shadow after activating NL. Now I prepared for that IL in vain, unless I do Shadow early for every attempt. But I will just restart and get Din's Fire this time.

Last edited 18 Jun 2011, 19:06 by Marcus.

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#219
I have a friend who likes listening to Dio and he knows who he is and what songs he has and all. But a few weeks later or so, when I asked him if he knew who Ronnie James Dio was, he was like ":S WTF?!?!? NO! He must be unknown :S"

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#220
Random noob on a french forum wrote

(translated)

Here's a site with a lot of TAS: www.speeddemosarchive.com
There's a TAS of OOT done under 5 hours!


Damn... I'm required for another explanation.

Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry

#221
Well, I might as well admit that I didn't really know what TAS was when I joined the speedrunning community back in 2007 either. But I understood a little more than that, lol.

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#222
Comment on my forest escape video:
I bet all he did was beat great deku tree first put his shield away and went the hole then cut the scene and went to leaving the forest when uncut

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#223
Comment on: Zelda Phantom Hourglass Temple of the Ocean King. Speed play
This is related to my boomerang trick:

surrealfeline:
Something is fishy with this - how the heck are you getting the boomerang through the walls like that? It does not work on my DS - did you install some kind of cheat patch??

me:
You may notice that when the boomerang returns to Link it goes through anything, including walls.

No cheats at all.

surrealfeline:
Yeah even more fishy is that you said the exact same thing to ItsMelissaTv, same exact words. I have just played this part on my DS and the boomerang thing DOES NOT WORK. There is obviously something not right with this video and you're tricking people.

Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry

#224
The first time I played through OoT it took me 3 years... Because I couldn't figure out that you could become a child again xD. Wtf I thought I already had the master sword, why would I go back in there?? Then I learned to read english and all went well.

But the first time I played MM it only took me 1½ years, because I was too afraid to go down the well among all the zombies :p.

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OoT took me like 4 months the first time and MM 3 weeks lol.

also, i got stuck in the forest temple because i didn't see the opening that leads to the red block in the block puzzle.

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#226
I gotta say, people who think who knows what a TAS is but is really different then what it TRULY is, well ...... then their retarded.

Last edited 03 Aug 2011, 08:20 by Blazing Factor.

Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry

#227
Blazing Factor wrote

I gotta say, people who think who knows what a TAS is but is really different then what it TRULY is, well ...... then their retarded.


I think you summed that up beautifully.

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#231
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yOcIPjbWGQ

"Your video, (SSBB) Mailanbr brawl challenge #2 done with Bowser, Wolf and King Dedede , may include content that is owned or administered by these entities:
•Entity: IGN Content Type: Visual content "


Really IGN, really??? There isn't a watermark.

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#233
Sometimes I really wonder if idiots like him actually think so, or if they are simply trolling. Either way, they are stupid.

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So, wait... playing through a game really fast is skill? What you're basically doing is memorising the fastest route through the game, without involving yourself in the story or sidequests at all. Am I missing something here? How exactly is that fun?


My favorite thing about this quote is that the writer forgets his point and changes it from "playing fast is a skill?" to "how is that fun?"

Re: Noob moments that made you want to cry

#235
well, they're the same kind of people that think you're cheating when you're good at a game and do stuff too fast.

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#239
Super Mario Sunshine: Falling in the void in the jump n run levels 20 times and more ina row. I hate it.
But that is Mario  ;D

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#240
On the topic of noobish mario moments, look no further than Siglemic's live streams over the past couple weeks. Whether its the everyday victories of trolls saying Sig is a 300lb swedish girl who makes live TASes with Windows IMovie or the epic wins of preteens asking for a link to how he can make glitches in games, guessing a time of 12.7 when hes on the TTM slide, or asking why he only gets 120 stars when there are obviously 150 in the game. The important thing is that whenever Sig starts, they all are determined that THIS IS THE RUN, but only if he gets extra lives from Yoshi first.

(...looks back Siglemics chat, and raises palm to face.)
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